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Overnight Success: Yeah Right!

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Tale of 100 Entrepenuers

Quite an interesting article on the length of time it took to grow many of the major firms in technology. This shoots a lot of holes in the glory myths of overnight success where in two months you are worth a billion five, PDiddy is inviting you to his house, and your enormous mansion has a 30 million dollar toilet so you don’t even have to wipe your own butt anymore.

Gold fever and hubris is a huge danger in life and in business. It is just like basketball. Don’t worry about winning, worry about each play and build on it, success takes care of itself.

[IPO Dashboards]

Mother Nature Drops In On A Cruise Ship

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Anyone who has ever been sailing, or took to the open seas in any type of marine craft knows mother nature often has plans of her own when you are out there. This video is a testimonial to that.

Watson to Humans: Just a matter of time…

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

So in the final end the supercomputer dubbed Watson lost in Jeopardy to humankind, but demonstrating the underpinnings of what the future might hold with machines and man. Maybe it is time to dust off and reread that Bill Joy article in Wired again.

[IBM]

Oblique Strategies: Over 100 Worthwhile Dilemas

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Oblique Strategies

Originally published by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt in 1975 this deck contains 100 cards which are sort of a set of working thoughts designed to refocus or open up creativity which is often squashed by a variety of factors like time deadlines, being to close to the problem, etc. The idea is fairly simple, shuffle the deck, pick up card, read it, and act on the idea it presents. There are also numerous computer versions out as well. Hey Cold Play used it on La Vida La Viva and look what they did. Ooo rah!

Here is a small sampling of some cards:


Steal a solution.

Describe the landscape in which this belongs.

What else is this like?

List the qualities it has. List those you’d like.

Instead of changing the thing, change the world around it.

[Oblique Strategies]

My Toaster, The Undiscovered Future.

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Linux Toaster

A long time ago I was hanging out with some fellow Linux users having a Fight Clubesque moment saying, “The first rule Linux Club, you do not talk about Linux Club, The Second Rule of Linux Club you do not talk about Linux Club…” You get the idea. Interestingly enough the conversation drifted over to the idea of Linux filtering its way into everyday gadgets like the ever promised but yet to be delivered on a useful mass scale smart fridge, smart toaster, smart microwave and so on and so forth and when I mean smart I am not talking about some generic term referring to a shiny interface and other window dressings, I mean smart! I am talking about anticipating my needs before I do. That kind of smart!

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Hannah Montana and the Cloud

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

I sometimes get inspiration while roaming through stores looking at products. For me it is almost like walking through a park as shapes and colors and items tend to spur on thoughts. The other day while shopping I passed a Hannah Montana lunch box display in the store and it reminded me that I always love to embrace new things, new trends and new ideas, as new ideas are the life blood of the world. Why Hannah Montana reminded me of this I am not sure but I think it had to do something with being a different age and then thinking “what would it be like to be that age again? No I didn’t buy the Hannah Montana lunch box, in case you are asking. Lol. Still it tends to remind me though that through trends, fads, and movements there are times when you look back over history, be it your own or others and say “what was I thinking?”

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This was my TRS-80 Color Computer…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

There were many like it but this was mine.

Couldn’t resist throwing up a pic of my first computer I ever owned. I remember being 12 years old back in 1980 and working all summer bailing hay and pulling weeds in people’s gardens to earn enough money to plunk down the $399.00 to get my hands on one of these. I mean 4k RAM!! Wow! lol. For its time is was so exciting. I used a small old black and white tv my parents had, a tape deck to store my applications(yes you heard right. A tape deck!) I wrote in Microsoft BASIC, like a cheesy flight simulator I slapped together that essentially was, “don’t crash into the side of the tunnel and press the fire button at the end.” Physics engines be damned! Still it was so much fun and I spent hours and hours programming on it. Loved that computer.

Actually while writing this, I was thinking of the ending of the film “Jarhead,” about Anthony Swofford’s tour of duty in the first Gulf War. Of course I had to modify it slightly…

“A story: A boy uses a TRS-80 Color Computer for many years, and he goes to write code. And afterward he turns the TRS-80 in at the local thrift shop, and he believes he’s finished with the TRS-80 Color Computer. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son’s diaper; his hands remember the TRS-80 Color Computer.”

Customer Service: Give the People What They Want

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Ok I couldn’t resist starting this blog with the title of Kinks Album..”Give the People What they Want.”

So you came this far. Perhaps you would like to come a little further? First off let me tell you one of my personal agitations life. Bad customer service. Many companies think that the idea of customer service is sticking you, the customer, into a system that was designed with the best intentions but ultimately leaves you with a sense of, “why did I come here at all.” I myself even in my daily life always notice how I am being treated as a customer. Even the largest companies in the world are only as good as the service they provide. Everyone of us has had nightmare stories of long waits, catch twenty two bureaucratic loops and employees living with the idea of “just get this person off the phone with his blah blah blah and I can go home.”

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Nachos Be Not Proud

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Nachos

Before we get really rolling here in blog land I wanted to take a moment to share about something I have been doing in terms of health. Yes the concept of healthy eating and technology don’t often go hand in hand. Our business simply is not often conducive to health, with pizza, chips, cookies, and all sorts of other goodies calling like sirens from the shores of all night coding sessions, bug fixing, server deployments and all the other wonderful things that go along with this chosen profession. Not surprisingly I turned into a chunky monkey because of this.

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A Name For My Pain

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

So here is my first official Helix Innovative Blog and being the tech geek I am, you think I would want to expound on something like how to handle interplanetary internet when we colonize Mars or something like that, but unfortunately another more pressing matter took most of my time before I could even get to the aforementioned galactic communications issues, so I decided I might as well just write about that first. Don’t worry I will geek out in the future, I promise. Cross my heart and hope to die. So, first off, this all started when recently I had to broach the subject of selecting a name to use for my blog that I will be writing for the company I founded called Helix Innovative Inc. I know what you are thinking; you already have a name, just use that one.

“Kirk doesn’t test the engines — he just fires them up.” Well, like all fifteen year olds trapped in an adult’s body my immediate list of choice monikers to enhance and alter my parentally assigned birth name were highly predictable. Gems such as “Lord Vader,” “D347|-|/\/\4573R”and “Professor X” along with a plethora of so many others swirled around in a giant cacophony which included every movie, book, video game or comic book I believed relevant to this dilemma. Lists aplenty were made. Still I had this nagging feeling that something wasn’t quite right, but what was it? Too many choices? I was obviously going to need some help so I piled into my car and went over to see a friend who had the skill set to tackle this difficult task.
I mean with her encyclopedic knowledge of sci-fi, comics books etc how could I go wrong? Feeling the agonizing nom de plume journey might actually be nearing its end, I pulled up to her house and headed on in. My high expectations of pouring over lists to select a final gem of a name were quickly dashed when my initial choices were greeted with a blank stare. Then as only a real friend can do, she gave the verdict to my name quandary clean and cold and I took my medicine like a man. Crying and whining.Here is what she said:

L: “Listen, you need to be more professional now so you can’t go calling yourself “DeathmasterKillz2001” or
whatever crazy name you have floating around in your head.

Me: “You know, that is just so not fair, I mean so many people get to have cool names on their forums so why do I have to get hosed?”

L: “Let’s put it this way, do you want to be a technology company CEO or do you want to play Dungeons and
Dragons in your parent’s basement every night at age 45?”

Me: “Hey don’t knock the basement, I had a lot of good times in that basement, did you know I used to have
a life size replica of Capt Kirk’s chair that my stepfather and I made? Used to pretend I was James T”

L: “Put your tricorder away Mr. Spock and think long and hard for a minute about this, you already know I am right.”

Me: (exhales) “All right, fine I will be…….oh, let me think…how about my real name ‘Craig Hamar.’ Way
to suck the fun out of it. I have been co-opted, sold out. Geez I feel like kicking my own @#$ now.”

L: “Calm down, you made the right decision and see you can be reasonable, now let’s go dress up as Jedi and duel with light sabers.”

Me: “Thought you said I was supposed to start acting more
professional.”

L: “Baby steps, but you will get there.”


“Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough.”